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Monday, May 02, 2011

me and my mixups

Direct quote from me not 2 hours ago...

"Yeah, I think I might be ordering a X-chest ray tonight"

This is only after 12 hours in a 3 day rotation.

Lord love me, help me make sure I don't forget to bring coffee with me tonight....

Nubs

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Past quotes I still like...

Half-asleep conversation 10/24/11 around 1am:

Joe: "I don't want him to be a wizard"
Me: "what are you talking about"
Joe: "Nevermind, I must be dreaming again"
Me: "Good, I don't want our kids wizards"
Joe: "Well Zber is a goblin...."

Really? I guess this is what happens when Joe watches Lord of the Rings....*sigh*
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"When I was a little boy, my grandmother would use a red puppet to take things out of the oven, then she would chase me around the house with the red puppet on her hand screaming, "MY TONGUE IS BURNT! MY TONGUE IS BURNT!!'"

Some radio DJ
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Go find the man who can fit my shoes, the left one's old and the right one's new, and I got the right one just for you.

TMBG
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"In the darkness, there's a light. Remember God loves you."
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"You want to help? Get [the $#^@%] away from me!!!!"

(me channeling my Dad- it's happening w/ more and more frequency these days *sigh*- I love him)
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"Come on, what are you? A Man or a Munchkin?"

"I'm off to see the wizard...."

(Red Dwarf conversations)
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"You CAN'T throw an egg in space"

me...talking in my sleep on Sunday night as reported to me by Joe.....

What is WRONG with me? I am the world's biggest nerd. *sigh*
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MuppetHead

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